This BarkBoxed wine costume from Franzia really has legs—four of them, to be exact. Strap up your pup with the Velcro closure and prepare for a glass of our custom fluff blend served very, very shaken.

Get too close to its snout—er, spout—and you might catch refined notes of peanut butter, grass, or hamper sock. *Inhales* Yeah, that’s earthy.

Pairs beautifully with the velvety plush mouth-feel of the Cabernet Slobbernon BARK x Franzia toy, fermented with stuffing, squeakers, and a long pour of T-shirt rope. Delivered and aged to perfection in a cardboard box.

*Items sold separately*